George W. Bush butt plug

September 28th, 2006

You’re already familiar with the sensation, so why not REALLY FEEL IT with our exclusive Presidential Pooper Plug. Invade an Iraqi, an Afghani, or at even an Iranian when you want. With this fat headed, huge stub of a plug no ass is safe anywhere …

Sex Toy of the Week: George Bush Butt Plug - Fleshbot

Cartoon series for free?

September 26th, 2006

http://dailyepisodes.com

I don’t think this is legal but so cool.
Watch free, all new episodes of The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy and American Dad. All that without downloading anything and plays directly, it even got dugg and is still standing. Video quality’s a bummer though, definitely not complaining.

ps: There have been attempts to put Family Guy episodes on youtube but were taken down forced by the RIAA.

Updated Adobe Updater needs updating

September 25th, 2006

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Derek Miller found this amusing dialog box in the Adobe Reader software.

When I first saw it, I was disappointed that the “OK” button wasn’t labeled “Update”.

Weird Al - White & Nerdy

September 23rd, 2006

I normally don’t like weird al, but i have to hand it to him, this is pretty funny.

4 year old drummin’ prodigy

September 19th, 2006

Check out this lil’ 4 year old drummin’ prodigy

Chuck Norris Facts

September 17th, 2006

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Chuck Norris Facts is an internet phenomenon of satirical “facts” about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The “facts” tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris’ toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone.

Some of my favorites:

  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
  • Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
  • When the Bogey Man goes to bed, he checks his cupboard for Chuck Norris

As we know Conan O’ Brien loves to joke about some Walker Texas Ranger clips, take a look here. Funny, as always.

Bully gets a piece of his own

September 16th, 2006

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As Earl would say, Karma!
Yeah, I’ve watched too many My Name is Earl episodes.

El-Producto: I’ll Sleep When You’re Dead

September 13th, 2006

El-P, one of my favorite indie hiphop artists, is working on his follow-up to the Fantastic Damage album and it’s nearing completion.
It’s called I’ll Sleep When You’re Dead, and he created a blog to keep us informed about the final phase of his creative process.

I’ll sleep when you’re dead - Chronicalling the last stages of the creation of the record of the same name
El-P’s myspace page:

in the tradition of silly internet gayness, i have created a blog. i will be reporting on, complaining about, hinting about and displaying info about the record im making as i near the last phase of its creation. will try and do updates pretty regularly till the record is done.

On his blog he gave out the guest artists featuring on his next album:

  • Tunde Adebimpe, tame 1, mr lif, aesop rock, trent reznor, the mars volta, matt sweeny, james mcnew, rob sonic

Looks promising, i’ll post back for a review afterwards.

Snakes on a Plane reviewed

September 9th, 2006

200px-SOAPnew.jpgAs you might have read in my previous post, there was all this commotion about Snakes on a Plane so I went to see the movie and in my opinion it totally sucked, unlike the majority who thought it was awesome. I can’t believe it got a steady 7.6/10 on Imdb.
I read some reviews of people who liked it and they all say it’s very entertaining despite the fact that it’s full of cliché’s.
The only thing that got my excited was the movie title, it makes up for a lot. That was my main reason to go see the movie, that and Samuel L Jackson. He made it look cool with this one-liner.

I guess the director’s purpose was to make it look unrealistic. Examples are Deep Blue Sea and Anaconda, it doesn’t look convincing, junk food for the brain as they say.

So I gave it 4 stars in my sidebar movie rating system or whatever, the movie title and the one-liner kept me from giving it a 2.

Russian scientists keep a dogs chopped off head alive

September 8th, 2006

Only for people with a strong stomach.
Incredible video of a 1940’s russian lab where a dogs head has been chopped off and kept alive by a simple mechanism. The head responds like a normal dog (tongue moves out, blinks - but no barking cause there’s no lungs)! No body! Jump to 5:35 for the head part. This made me sicker than sick.