Chuck Norris Facts

September 17th, 2006

Filed under Entertainment, Humor, Video.

Chuck Norris Facts is an internet phenomenon of satirical “facts” about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The “facts” tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris’ toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone.

Some of my favorites:

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
When the Bogey Man goes to bed, he checks his cupboard for Chuck Norris

As we know Conan O’ Brien loves to joke about some Walker Texas Ranger clips, take a look here. Funny, as always.

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