Uncyclopedia: The Hilarious Evil Twin Brother of Wikipedia

Uncyclopedia: The Hilarious Evil Twin Brother of Wikipedia
It’s great to just hit the Random Page button, you find the funniest stuff!
Did a quick search for bush, found the funniest stuff:

The great-great-great-great grand uncle of George W. Bush, Abraham Bush, showing that honesty runs in the family.

Bush on a recent humanitarian mission to Iraq.

Jackass number one: The Failed Ending

btw Jackass Number Two (2006) is hilarious.

How to annoy people

248 ways to annoy people

• Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
• Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
• Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”

Funny

Michael Richards makes racist remarks

Michael Richards stunned a Los Angeles comedy club audience, shouting racial epithets at people who heckled him during a stand-up routine Friday.

The 57-year-old comedian, best known for his role as Kramer on the TV show Seinfeld, was performing at the Laugh Factory when he took offense at a group of people who were heckling him. In a crude video seen on TMZ.com, Richards can be heard using racial epithets several times. (Youtube video)

“Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass.”

Richards went on the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday to apologize, which was probably the worst venue possible he could have chosen. Seinfeld was a guest on the show and asked Michael Richards to appear, but most of the audience hadn’t even seen the incident yet and many thought it was some sort of comedy sketch (you can hear people laughing and Seinfeld has to tell them to “stop laughing, it’s not funny”). (Google video)(mirror)
It seemed like a very honest apology, he didn’t blame it on drugs or booze. But what I find interesting is the fact that he says he’s not a racist, what I doubt, and he never said he didn’t mean it. He just apologized for the remarks.

Digg v3 - Dark gray design | userstyles.org

Digg v3 - Dark gray design | userstyles.org
I’ve created another dark gray design, this time for the popular digg.com under the the motto “I always hated light color design, makes my eyes hurt when i’m sleepy.”
Took me a lot of time but in the end it’s very satisfying.
If you don’t know, userstyles are css files that can apply to a specific website to make it look or feel more like you want it to.
You can do this by downloading the Stylish firefox extension and installing a style from userstyles.org
For my userstyles check my downloads section.

Animator vs. Animation II by Alan Becker

Remember the post I did about a Macromedia Flash animator that creates a stick figure which comes to life and does battle with it’s unseen creator, grabbing pieces of the Flash authoring UI and improvising armaments from them.
Well this Animator vs. Animation version 2.

Worst Burglar Ever

Thank you mister Charlie Chaplin for the great laugh after a hard day at work :-).
I can hear “Comic book guy” saying: “Worst Burglar Ever!”.

Bananas, An Atheists “Nightmare”

Bananas, An Atheists “Nightmare”

The design of a banana proves that God exists and designed bananas. (No for real, these guys are serious)

Trivia: It was pointed out that the person on the right is Kirk Cameron from Growing Pains.

Pimp got pimp slapped

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I just have to say something I’ve heard before “Rappers who rap about pimps are ignorant fucks!”