How to annoy people

November 23rd, 2006

248 ways to annoy people

  • Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  • Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
  • Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”

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